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In this week’s installment of ‘Holy crap what is that thing I think I saw it once in a nightmare’, we bring you the frilled shark. Trust me when I say you have not seen anything this creepy in your lifetime.
The frilled shark is called a “living fossil” because it’s so old and primitive, and very rarely seen. As you can see in that shudder-inducing video, it has a body akin to that of a large eel, and it attacks much in the same way a snake does – by bending back and then lunging forward. This thing pretty much doesn’t even look like a shark, but the Chlamydoselachus anguineus, one of the two remaining species of the Chlamydoselachidae family, most definitely is.
Here’s a fun fact for all my Kiwi followers – this little beauty has been found around New Zealand, though usually it sticks to depths of a couple hundred metres, even being found once as deep as 1,570m.
It’s been suggested that this species of shark – or a relative – could be behind reports of sea serpents back in the day. Growing up to about two metres, it doesn’t seem big enough, but then what do I know about sea serpents? Nothing, my friends. I know nothing.
So now that you have the mental image of that thing swim-slithering towards you like a weird, snake-eel-shark hybrid, please enjoy the rest of your day.
The dashboard on my blog gives me a lot of interesting information about how many people view my posts, what country the views are coming from, what links in my blog people have clicked, and the types of searches people have put in that brought them to my blog.
That last one is where things get a little weird. At the moment one of the searches showing up on my dashboard is “underage sex with little brother”. I don’t know who would be searching that, and I really don’t know how that brought them to my blog.
I’m uncomfortable.
My flatmate and I thought it was strange the other day when our clothes dryer, a hulking metal behemoth, made a random thumping noise as we walked past. Feeling a little bit nervous, I glanced at Sacha and pulled the dryer door open, only to see a pile of washing nobody had cleared out yet. We exchanged confused looks, mumbled about how we always seem to end up in haunted houses, and promptly forgot about it.
A day or two later I was sure I had the answer. The dryer had again made a thumping noise as I walked past, but this time it was accompanied with a creak of the floor. I suggested that there must be certain places on the floor we were stepping on that reverberated underneath the dryer, causing it to let our a mournful creak of its own. It made sense, because our house is noisier than a gaggle of pre-teen girls at a Twilight premiere, and our dryer is as old as the hills.
I thought it made sense. But as I type this, I am lying in my bed with my cat curled up on my feet, and the dryer has made a thumping noise three times now without a single soul walking past that laundry.
My flatmate is away tonight. I am afraid.
I rarely use the lock on my bedroom door.
There’s usually no need. I only live with one other person, and we both know to knock before entering – it’s simply a common courtesy. And not just knock and then barge in, but knock and leave an adequate amount of time for the occupant to shriek “don’t come in!” if they are busy prancing around naked or whatever suits the moment.
Last night was one of the few times I used the lock, because – I’ll be honest – I was a little bit scared.
It was around quarter past twelve at night, and I was reading creepy stories on the internet as I am bound to do from time to time. I’ve made a rule that I’m not allowed to read them when Sacha’s away, because I go just a little loopy on my own and start thinking every creak signals my impending doom. She was here this time though, so I figured it would be alright. It still put me slightly on edge though.
Sacha had come into my room to speak to me about ten minutes earlier because the washing machine was throwing a miniature tantrum about some late night washing she’d put on. She closed my door as she left, and a small while later, as I lay in my bed reading by the light of a single lamp, the door suddenly creaked open.
It was just a crack, and I figured that Sacha must not have made the door click when she closed it behind her. It was one of those annoying doors that have to be pushed that extra bit to make sure they latch shut properly. I decided I’d ignore it – I could close it in a moment when I turned off my laptop. But as I lay there in my bed, it continued to creak and inch open, then stop, and continue. There was probably a breeze in our house somewhere, but it was enough to creep me out, so I got out of bed and pushed the door shut until I heard that click that told me it was definitely latched.
The fact that I knew it was closed properly made it relatively alarming for me when the door suddenly creaked open again a further ten minutes later. Again, only a crack. I’ve never known the door to open itself after clicking shut, so this time when I got up to push it shut again, I turned the lock for good measure.
That was a pretty anticlimactic story, but it made me nervous nevertheless.
A couple of years ago I was driving from Hamilton to Tauranga with my friend, Brendon. It was evening, and the moon was up, hanging in front of us looking huge, and coloured a funny shade of pink.
“Ah, the red moon,” Brendon said in a strange voice. “A virgin must be sacrificed tonight,” he added, turning to look at me with a terrifying expression on his face.
Later in the night, as we got closer to Tauranga, the moon had gone back to its usual colour. Again, he turned to me and said “An innocent has been sacrificed. You are safe for another moon.”
That was a weird car trip.
An update on my post about creepy experiences: I have been informed by my flatmate I am invariably the creep-bringer, rather than the creep-receiver. This may be the reason nothing freaky happens to me.
Still, it occurred to us while we discussed it this morning that our old flat in general was pretty creepy.
One of the first nights we spent in that house, Sacha was woken up in the night by a burning feeling on her leg. Trying to ignore it, she went back to sleep, only to be woken again when it really started to hurt. When she turned the light on, there were lines appearing across her leg. White lines down, red lines across. Like scratches. I can’t quite remember the details but I think she said they were appearing as she watched.
Appropriately aghast, she tried to call her parents, and continuously received the not in service tone, which has never happened before. I think she eventually got through, and spent a while praying on the phone with them until everything settled down.
I, of course, slept through everything, because as we have deduced, I miss all the action.
The next day, some faint white lines left over on her leg were the only testament to her weird, mildly supernatural, leg-burning experience.
As I have also mentioned previously, we are relatively certain our flat at the time was haunted. We’d sometimes hear thumps in other parts of the house when nobody was there, and probably the weirdest part was that the coffee machine would inexplicably be ready with coffee for our other flatmate in the morning, even though nobody had set it.
We figured our ghost was a friendly, dead barrista.
I wandered into the rumpus room of my grandparents house yesterday to play on their baby grand piano while I’m here visiting. I noticed, with a grimace, that there was a big, brown spider dead (thankfully) behind the piano chair. Possessing no desire to move it or in fact touch it in any way, I sat down and ignored it.
I could not say the same for my cat, Tonka.
As he waltzed into the room behind me, he was immediately drawn to the small, food-sized bug in the corner. As I sat down to play I distinctly heard a crunching noise, and shuddered.
It was only when I came back into the room later in the evening that I realised Tonka had left all this behind:
Someone obviously isn’t a fan of the legs.
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