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I'm still not really sure what's going on but look, I'm typing with my eyes closed.
Yesterday I pulled into a carpark space at the supermarket and immediately suffered through an awkward moment when the owner of the car beside me returned and had to squeeze into his driver’s seat because we were too close together. There was a lot of apologetic eye contact on my part.
However, once he left and I opened my door to check if I was within the lines, I realised that I was parked absolutely perfectly, smack bang in the middle of my space.
I now feel no remorse.
I sat my full license test today.
Half the morning was spent trying to calm whatever was jumping about in my stomach – they say butterflies, but it sure as hell didn’t feel like butterflies. I’d guess ferrets.
I got to the place I’d be meeting the tester, but I was a little early, so I went for a leisurely stroll around the field, and came across a very friendly dog. He was one of those dogs that you try to pat, but he’s too busy jumping around in excitement and trying to slobber all over you that you can’t really manage it.
I met my tester, an older guy with white hair and a deep voice, and we set off on our merry way. He broke the ice with a sexist joke, then informed me that it’s all part of the test.
The test was spent talking about boring jobs like market research and license testing, and he told me all about how someone once tried to break into his house. Ah, rapport.
When we got back to the centre, he informed me, as he tallied up my score, that his sons told him they never want to be like him. That was mildly awkward. Next thing I know, he’s saying “Hey presto, you passed.”
I PASSED I PASSED I PASSED.
And then with a firm handshake, he was off.
What an interesting man.
The fun part about travelling from Tauranga to Hamilton with a smoker is when it’s freezing outside and they wind down all the windows in the car so they can smoke without slowly and surely suffocating their passenger.
It’s just great fun feeling that cold, cold wind run through my hair.
So very fun.
Because I’m not sure how well sarcasm translates in a blog post, I’m just going to come right out and say it: It’s not fun.
Love you anyway though brother dear.
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